An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his pass-out so he decided to opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic:
Any treatment in $300 & if we cant treat, we will pay you back $1000
A CLEVER Doctor thought he will make the engineer fool and comes to do fraud & thinking to get $1000.
He says to the Engineer:I cant feel any taste on my tongue…
Engineer asks the Nurse to put few drops of medicine from box no 22.
After that the MAN shouts: “What the F**k is this? …its URINE!!
The Engineer says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.
The CLEVER Doctor was angry as he lost $300.
After 2 weeks the same doctor comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.
CLEVER Doctor : I’ve lost my memory.
Engineer: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.
DOCTOR : Wait Engineer but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Engineer: Congratulations your memory is back.
Moral: Don’t try to be over-smart with Engineers. Have a wonderful day….